Free Gift

Received this most excellent free gift in the mail:

This wallet-sized beauty contains a blade, a pair of scissors, a stainless steel pin, nail file, screwdriver, ballpoint pen, ruler, protractor (is that ever required in an emergency?) and toothpick.

Great stuff. Thanks muchly, Heineken!

The best free gifts are the useful types. Not the pointless valueless display items that clutter up your living space. And I highly recommend as the best, most useful free gift of all: the free gift of life. Get yours today.