Spiderman 3

From http://spiderman.sonypictures.com/downloads/

Kenna cheated.

1. Spiderman 3 was actually 2 hours and 20 minutes of mediocre chick-flick in fancy dress.
   
2. Middle-age wattle and bulge and a frozen goofy grin does not say "ah! lovely innocent young man next door", it says "42-year-old simpleton" and "go for Harry Osbourne, hon!" (and possibly also, "women and children inside!").
3. Emo fashion as epitome of evil either demonstrates a very poor sense of the comic or defective understanding of evil. And black don't make it dark either, dearie!
   
4. Dear Lord, when I look back on my life may its narrative tune be nothing like Spiderman 3; may it not be drearily clogged with the pointless self-centred self-interested pursuit of the dully mortal and ephemeral.

PS: Life is all about making choices (Peter Parker slugging in an Oprah Winfrey-type truthsaying for good measure).
PPS: Fortunately, I have on hand Alan Moore and David Lloyd's V for Vendetta.